Parralax Erawr Productions™

Sry nvr post~

2009-06-01T20:34:00.001-07:00

Sry Nvr post so long. TO bz Mousehunting, Ghosttrapping and much more~ Yest was fun~ Me, Hudi, Fern, Klems, Loong, Brian and Tiong went to Weng Ngai's House. Play aquash, the play badminton, then we go Lan~ Then they sae got feeder restriction on Me and Hudi.[I NOT THT NOOB OK >X3~]Then they realize i damn fat[Feed a lot] if got feeder restriction. Coz i had killing spree on Hudi and first blood of the game was by me killing Hudi XD. Hudi use Tiny quite ok lah. But i got Dirge~Ultra pusher coz of tombies. I clear bot lane, the rest dunno how clear~ Then in the end they win. Aiyah damn sad. But at least i was top from the bottom group.[4th last] They sae i improve so next time no feeder restriction~ Woohoo XD. Lol was damn fun playing with though~

A dead man tells no tale; but Dirge ain't dead™,
Zack

Oh damn Nugget

2009-05-19T03:19:00.000-07:00

Crap~ Dis is wat u call postexam bad luck
1)I have a sore throat and I can't talk loudly
2)Have headache
3)God damned block nose
4)Gay ass flu
5)Either a hairline crack or wrist sprain (Gulps,hopes its the latter0

Scenario for 5
If i have Hairline crack,
Bad:
*Damn Pain
*Hockey Tournament Cant win coz the yr 1 keeper sux
*Cant do a lot of stuff
*Have to go for learnin journey
Good:
*PON HOCKEY WOOHOO
*Teachers cant make me do push up (The geog teacher couldnt pump me XD)
*Learning Journey might be fun if compared to like 5-6 hrs of tournaments

If i have sprain oni,
Bad:
*Shit still have to go hockey
*TOURNAMENT DAMN LONG
*Teacher still can pump me DX
Good:
*Don have to suffer
*Resume life tml
*Play dota a bit better
*Our school might not be in last position after all in hockey

So i damn blur on what to do.....
Anyways, Brian acting a bit unsual these days,
As in its not tht i don like him
Its he have suspicion over us...
Hopes he comes over this shadow...

May the force be with me and everyone tht needs it XD,
Zack

Never tought I'd lived till this day

2009-05-15T06:04:00.000-07:00

WOOHOOOO! EXAM OVER!!!! Right after HAST test i went play lan with Fern,Loong,Klem,CTL,Undies(Andrew),Ah Boon, Wei Khan, Jinkies! DAMN FUN! Plae Dota I kill klems 2nd blood and like 7th blood! But then he own me back 4 times after he call everyone gang on me sobs. XD. Then plae damn sien so we go play cs! Play De_dust all the Terrorists all die (including me sobs D8) But then when change map into i think assault_1337 we own the fuck outta them, thx to my sniper skill~ jkjk~ There no main owner actually~Everyone was average 8D. I don like hao lian if not ppl don like me~Theres gonna be a sleepover in Jinkies house so i hope he invites me! I hope lah~ But i stillgot one last problem~ Week 9 got triple training and i must go all coz Mr Vendant made me promise after i pon all the past ones. He sae must coz on week 10 hab 6 aside DX WHY SO FAST ONE?! LET ME RELEK FIRST AH!!!!! Anyways, I'm so happy I treating ppl and I don care if u wan flirt wif me~ Dont spoil my dae~ And for those who want to i'll ignore u~

Gonna pon all the lessons next week sae i go matron XD Who want follow?,
Zack

Shit, Stress Plus Stress, Plus more stress...

2009-04-21T03:34:00.000-07:00

EH WTF MAN! I KENA STRESS LIKE CHAO DA PIEN AH! FREAKING EXAMS COMING MY BIO SURE DIE. SOME MORE THAT GUY AH, DAMN PISSING. Ok lets try cooling down. Phuck! Tht guy (The u noe hu, trying to insult in my language but epic phail -.-) IS PPHUCKING PISSING ME. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HOLD ON BUT I THINK HE PHUCKING BLOW MY ROOF. He now freeload so much, if he were to pay us back (Thts a BIG IF), i wait until Wolrd War 3 oso haven finish paying back. Then he like king like tht. Disturb ppl can. Ppl tease him a bit must go violent. I fucking dao him, he beg for mercy, then we show him mercy + forgiveness. But then he start to do shit again. Wat is to him huh? A simple word? MY ASS AHH! SHIT HIM. I PHUCKING DAO HIM FROM NOW ON AH!We give him secret what hedo? Tell everybody in his CCA EVEN IF THEY DUNNO ME! SOME MORE TELL AT LEAST TELL THE TRUTH. BEND THE STORY UNTIL LIKE THT , MAKE ME LOOK FUCKING BAD AH! We let him free load and shut up. Then when like smthin gd is there he like straight away take it then nvr ask for other whther they wan. Then when we do the same thing, he complain. We sae he oso do tht wat. Then he sae he don rmmbr. CHAO DA PIEN AH! I mean like we don phucking expect him to like give it to us, but if like he from nowhere come then like no manners sia. All we ask from him is, try to be nice. At least like Loong freeload at least ask. THis PHUCKER go to you eat ur food like nthin and not knowing thts all ur gonna have for the whole week and then he chao. Wei Loong at least he can make joke and treat us like a real buddy. This Phucker leh? TREAT U AS A FREE BANK ACCOUNT. LIKE HE LEECH U, THEN WHEN U FINISH, HE'LL BE LIKE THROW U AWAY ONE SIDE! KNS SIA! SOME MORE EXAM COMING! THIS STRESS, THT STRESS! ALL OF U HU WANNNA SO CALL FLIRT WITH ME CAN HOLD ON NOT? AFTER EXAM CAN WAIT. THTS ALL I ASK! I NOT EVEN ASKING U TO PHUCK OFF OR ILL REPORT POLICE FOR HARRASMENT! JUZ ASKING U TO WAIT!

Wow thts was nice. Don't like bottling up. Those whose reading this post I beg of you, don leak ok. If wanna leak 1 or 2 ppl oni. And must tell the truth. I'm a nice guy if u don make me crazy. I let u leak but oni 1 to 2 ppl and tell the real truth. My current frenz tht i can hold on to, Loong, Jingkies, Klems, Fern and surprisingly, Weng Ngai. I noe i oso cant believe. But Weng Ngai is damn nice, as long as u don disturb him. Like me. I like wanna sit at Fern place, The "U noe hu" chop for whole day. Last time i chop for whole day he get damn pissed and he force me take half day chop.kns. Then I like sigh and turn around then Weng Ngai call and he sae i can share seat with him. He's damn nice. Pls don disturb.To u guys who have been my frenz and if u feel u shud be in the list juz tht i forget ur name, Thank U. If u guys have been discussing on how to help me, I appreaciate it but Im not asking for so much so do it oni if u have enuf time. Thx...

Waiting for this storm to past by,
Zack

Bang Bang XD

2009-04-20T03:43:00.000-07:00

Todae art got nothing to do. So i made my art book into a joke book XD. Draw cartoon and write shit. XD I comment on my pictures oso damn sien. So i Show Klement my book after i draw the cartoon. Then he laugh. Then coz i blocking the way, Art teacher ask to move i stand then i take my finger gun and,"Bang Bang". Then she stare at me then her hand like wanna takwando me. XD. Didnt get to see Elias today. Anyways I don think im gonna be active coz MYE comin and im seriously behind.

OMG MYE IS RETARDED o.0,
Zack

WOOHOO ELIAS THE STUPID XD

2009-04-18T20:23:00.000-07:00

Yesterdae 4got post coz damn sleepy, come back from NP like 10 ah. And it started at 2 wtf rite?! But the parade oni started at 5-.-. And they put us under the hot sun. WTF. But was damn fun. One of the officer us to move coz they want an aisle(Dunno how to spell ah) then Elias was like, "eh Zack move". I sae no space. Then he was like,"Wats tht?" i sae,"anothr aisle". Then i was like laughing alling him stupid
and the hwole parade i was calling him, and when he turn around i sae,"Stupid" Damn funny ah. Happen for like 1000000000000 times. Then we joke sae later his left rank put,"Stu" then his right put,"Dip". Coz he a stupid. Then the lion face got stupid face XD. Then when the stupid ppl dancing we sae Elias bdae party. Ken wei was,"Eh ZAck u Elias Manager. Why u hire fat ppl?" I sae,"Elias sae he like fat girls" Then Ken wei was,"thts a boy." Then i sae,"I asked Elias. He said,'I Know' " XD Then we disturb him like nothing ah

A blessing in disguise happens randomly,
Zack

Stay Over at Wei Loong's house

2009-04-17T04:40:00.000-07:00

Woohoo i slept over at Wei Loongs house on Thurs. Fern oso. But Fern come later coz he won c div squash gold and had celebrate event. So me and Wei Loong go home first to his house. He told me he live in three story flat. Then i saw a private house and i was like, "WTF?!" Then he sae he live 2nd story. Turns out he does live at the second story(his room) but the whole "Flat" belongs to his family. DAMN BIG AH THE HOUSE. Then after 2 minutes of knowing his mom, i lied to her. I sae my house empty coz other brothers go grans house and parents overseas.(Had to coz I lied to my mom said got hockey camp XD) Then while i do maths, Fern come and then played dota with Loong. Then his dad come and was like "Hey, Yo" I was like,"WTF?! HIS DAD SO COOL! MY DAD COME BACK HOME JUST PAST BY ME NVR SAE ANYTHING ={" So then his mom was like, "Eh how came Zack do homework u all nvr do?" Then loong sae they al finish first XD. They nvr even do one question. SO we all decide to go bed at 10.30. Then we play taiti. Then the loong always cheat. SO fern sae play Bluff. Then both of them cheat i play innocent. Then we all play gang. If some one finishing gang him. XD Then like tht the game nvr finish. Then drag until like 12. Then his mom came down and said," Eh all of u nvr sleep ah?" Then we were like,"Ok lets go sleep XD."Then Wei Loong keep harrasing his sister's Mr Bean teddy bear. XD. Was damn fun. Next maybe Klem sae he invite me. Then later if my dad not around i invite them over. Was damn fun. Hard to find frenz like Fern And Loong

Sometimes the rose is the enemy and the dagger thy fren,
Zack

Went to McDonald's wif frenz =}

2009-04-15T03:47:00.000-07:00

Sry to all who was expecting new post. Sry never post for quite some time. Need to study for my Bio, Physics, Chem, Lit and Maths. CAN DIE ARGH. EAT NUGGET OSO NO USE! Anyways, todae went Macs wif Wei Loong, Jasper and Fattah at SP.We started talking abt their gfs * Sobs i don hab one X{*, Then we talk abt which family member we close to. Turns out Fern is close wif his botak MOM XD. And wei loongs Father is damn funny (Wish one day could meet him). His father can tell him racist joke. I tell one racist joke on the house confirm one lsipper fly at me. He told us ont time he dropped his oreo and his dad said, "Eh who drop his balls?" XDXDXD. Wei Loong's dad is sooooo cooool. I tok like tht ah, i confirm kena slap with my moms fli flops. Then i told them tht i had a fren hu had a gd relationship wif his sister. Can tok abt their secrets. Wei Loong sae his elder sis and elder bro tok to each other in the way where they can sae how fun was their night.(As u all noe, Wei Loongs family lost their verginity except for him). Then we suddenly started toking abt the size of our dicks. XD. Last time during oep Jasper Wanked in front of me and fattah and I was hoping for someone to gauge my eyes out. Then he admit his is small. Then Wei Loong was like okok he said. Fattah was like ,"Mine is big". Then i don wan tok. Then unfortunately, Wei Loong saw my pants bulge one day during maths lesson. Then he tell Fattah and jasper mine is like monster huge. I asked him to shut up then he kept going on. Damn embarrasing ah. XD Then todae went home wif fattah. Fattah on his MP3. Then Before his song started, some Bangla beside me phone Rang. And it was an indian tune. Then Fattah was like,"Eh wat song is this?" Then i was like looking at him then i look at the Bangla. He oso look then he was wtf?! Then we started laughing coz it was actually the Banglas phone and not his mp3. Damn funny. XD hahaha. U GUYS SHUD HAVE BEEN THERE TO KNOW HOW FUNNY IT WAS XD~

To go against powers that you know you post no threat to is called bravery,
Zack

WOOHOO AN OWNAGE WEEK!!!

2009-04-08T02:17:00.000-07:00

OMG! MAYBE THE STUPID DAYS AGO PAYS OFF. THIS WEEK GOT FIRST FOR SIT UPS!!!54!! I got second for SHUTTLE RUN:9.2 COulve tied with Wai Kei:9.1 ={Anyways MY GRP GOT FIRST FOR HIST PROJECT! WE GOT THE GOLDEN BOX: 1 YEAR SUPPLY FOR SNACK TIME =) AND FRIDAE IS HOLIDAE SO NO UYO! YAAAAAAAY! NVR GOT SCREWED FOR HIST!!!! AND I GET TO KEEP LOCKER 6 YAY!

The coin just flipped sunny side up,
Zack

What a basket day~

2009-04-03T00:28:00.000-07:00

Todae is a bucket full of fu(k. After PE was recess. Then teacher sae she take over recess then our recess is lit. But me tse yang and wei loong all pon. Then now teacher noe we all screwed. Todae tse Yang the bastard trick me again. I must be a dumb asshole for thinking that he was such a gd fren tht will help me. THAT BASKET. I GIVE MY FRIES, MY KINDER BUENO AND WHAT DID HE DO? GIVE ME SMTHIN THT TURNS OUT TO BE NOT HALAL AND THEN MAKE ME HIS TARGET PRACTICE.THAT BITCH THINKS IM SOMEONE HE CAN LEECH FROM! THAT BASTARD! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE ONE DAY!

What kind of fren leeches you after u helped him so much?,
Zack

Stupid lockers

2009-04-01T02:23:00.001-07:00

Sry long time nvr post. Todae was damn sian. It all started when Brian took my locker aftr the infestation. So i took number 6, Not caring if its anybody's. Then it turn out to be the FAT guy hu always cry(cant gib name if not considered as cyber bullying). Then todae he was so despo, he cried. Then i juz don care. WTH RITE? Anyways, during recess me and hudi VS Fernz, Fat Lips and Brian. XD WE OWNED THEM. I OLED FERN, HUDI OLED BRIAN. WANKER 9 WAS JUZ STANDING THERE STONING! XD

Sian tml hist leh...,
Zack

BoRiNg

2009-03-28T03:36:00.000-07:00

Damn boring sial todae. Nthin interestting.Yesterdae play dota damn late.I use Clinkx, Bome Fletcher. I improve from my usual last position to second last =]. I down 4 towers plus Throne. If i hadn't down the towers ah, I'd be last ah. I GOT FIRST BLOOD TODAE XD. SO HAPPY. SO MORE FERNANDO LIAO. URLSA WARRIOR SUCKS, GOT OWNED BY CLINKX!!!

Have a quote, originally made by me and it's trade mark:

Clinkx will shoot no cupid arrow™,
Zack

Todae suked like nothing else

2009-03-27T05:35:00.000-07:00

Today was damn shitty. After our team score, the other team had a quick start. Then i keeper so i ran out to block anees' cross. Then i oso nvr see i crash into Jing Wei. Then he start cursing me like I perpously did it. Damn chi bai ah. Everything my fault. Kanasai sia. Then Np baton drill test oso bastard one. Make us march anyone. Bastard CIs. Well, i did ask for smthin to happen. But i didnt sae smthin gd, haiz... Anyways, i solve the mystery of the missing maggots. The maggots when missing. I never saw pest control or pest control van. So where did the maggots go? They can't juz become flies like 1 second ltaer and i fly away rite? But, according to Teddy Bear Metal teeth Klement, Wei Khan ate A maggot. So, he must have eaten all rite? See? Smart not I?

WHAT KIND OF SOLUTION IS THAT?!,
Zack

Stupid Road Marshall

2009-03-26T03:10:00.000-07:00

Today get pawn class at 12 wohoo. Go for NP road Marshall duty. Damn slack we must book all those who break rules. I book like 30+ p5 students coz they keep passing through the gap. One time i book one of them, They said thank u. XD anyways not so fun. Damn boring. I hope tml got smthing fun happen.

"WHERE DID THE MAGGOTS GO?!",
Zack

MAGGOT INFESTATION

2009-03-25T02:58:00.000-07:00

Walao, todae damm bastard. My whoole class must clear lockers coz some smartyass put some food in locker 17 then nvr take out. Then now A LOT of lockers kena infested with maggots coz the maggots Travel. CHIKEN SIAL THE GUY HU PUT FOOD. NOW DAMN SMELLY AND DISGUSTING AH! Anyways, it was fun coz it took over eng period WOOO!Hockey training at delta was gay tiring. But got reward. After our training got girls hockey game between two schools. One school ang mo one. Then we were sitting on the spectators. Then they were on the feild do the side to side dribble then we saw their ass shaking XDXDXD. Cant help it rite in front of us leh. Then some more when they do sweep shot, one of them can see their panties. We were like "wtf....Lets go home now". XDXDXD. Now i nid go bath liao. BYEBYE

"WE'VE GOT YOUR CHILD COVERED!",
Zack

My life will always be more screwed up than urs

2009-03-23T04:03:00.000-07:00

Today , first day of school, wasnt that dissapointing. A lot of epople come back school all botak, eg Fernendo. But Fernando Full Monk now, during soccer his balls chao tah liao. XDXDXD. And according to jing wei, ONI 10 WEEKS TO JUNE HOLIDAY.WOoHOo. Some more art me and Wei Loong sit at the front table. U guys noe how horny our art teacher rite-.-... suddenly she lean in front of the table scolding everyone. Wei Loong was sedia position oso. Me oso, but cant help it, I'M A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE. XDXDXD. Anyways, went back home, some idiot girl who had a crush on me tok. I say i like another girl(WHICH IS SO TOTALLY TRUE) then she say she heart broken. She was like," U think how i feel ah? u sae don wan stead coz got exams." AND I WAS LIKE,"WTF?! I NVR TOLD U I LIKED U AT ALL EVEN AS A FREN!" Sial man. Damn frustrating. WAs having so much fun playing counter strike wif my bro then she disturb me. I tell u sial, if i never learned self control ah, my laptop chibabom before i noe it.Anyways, hope U guys have a nice day...

XDness,
Zack

Aiyoh damn shitty day...

2009-03-20T22:03:00.000-07:00

Wth hell sial today. Retarded Fatties crazy over me, Paikia threatening me, Mats think i should join them -_- and a retarded girl arguing wif. How can it get any worse? Anyway, after seeing my Oep video i started laughing my ass off... I must be retarded... ANYWAS ENJOY!!!

2009-03-19T19:12:00.000-07:00

Juz created my Blog XD

2009-03-19T18:05:00.000-07:00

Juz wanna congratulate myself to making a website for my non profitable video company called Parralax Erawr Productions. Volunteers to be actors cameramen or any role please tell me, im willing to welcome u to Parralax Erawr. Don wry theres payment too!